Jesus Wants People To Take His Yoke || GE & KC's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 260

Today, Jesus knows he's gonna die soon so he sets out for Jerusalem because that's where the script tells him to go. One town said "Stay the eff away from us" so the disciples wanted to kill everyone to which Jesus said chill and just went to a different town. Then some homeless people came up and were all like 'Heal me" so Jesus said, "I'm not a liberal and this feels like communism so go on." Then Jesus decided he needed a larger gang to go out and make sure people knew he was coming and that they will all burn in a lake of eternal fire if they don't accept him. So he sent out a bunch of dummies to shake down every town and make sure they know who run these streets. When they get back Jesus said "Cool, ya'll bros is aight" Then Jesus starts speaking in word salad and claims that nobody can see him except his disciples. As he's dancing around naked because he thinks he's invisible he starts talking about people getting yoked and taking his yoke and doing some freaky shit with it. Needless to say, the Whiskey was stout tonight. In a moment of clarity, on stage with his dick out, he tells everyone to don't be a fuckin dick and you'll be right. Then Jesus pissed off the Pharisees when he claims to be God himself but this is only in one of the accounts of that strange drunken night. For one reason or another, the Pharisees wanted to kill Jesus and Jesus gave them some quick skippity paps and disappeared into the night...bar butt and all. Daily Bible Podcast: https://ge.hopp.to/DailyBiblePodcast #atheism #christianity #atheist Subscribe to this channel: https://ge.hopp.to/SubToGe Join the Skeptic Mafia: https://ge.hopp.to/JoinSkepticMafia Available Deals -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get 15% off Ridge Wallets: http://godlessengineering.com/ridgedeal -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Merch -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Download CHRESTUS: https://ge.hopp.to/CHRESTUS Get your "Citation Fucking Needed" Shirt: https://ge.hopp.to/citationfuckingneeded "got evidence?" shirt: https://ge.hopp.to/GotEvidenceShirt "btw, evolution is a fact" shirt: https://ge.hopp.to/BTWEvolutionIsAFact ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Discord Server: https://ge.hopp.to/JoinGEDiscord


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