Jesus Heals People With Magic Dirt || GE & KC's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 256

Today, Jesus is feeding 4K people and the disciples develop sudden onset amnesia and act like they don't know how they are going to get enough food to feed everyone. Jesus looks at them like they are stupid and does the same magic trick he did before. Next, a Canaanite woman pleads for help. Jesus calls her a bia and tells her to get away. She's stubborn though and Jesus rewards her for being stubborn by healing her child. Next, a deaf guy is healed by Jesus giving him wet willies, speaking an incantation, and licking the guy's tongue. Next, a blind guy wants some healing so Jesus spits in his eyes and rubs some dirt in them and he can magically see again. Daily Bible Podcast: https://ge.hopp.to/DailyBiblePodcast #atheism #christianity #atheist Subscribe to this channel: https://ge.hopp.to/SubToGe Join the Skeptic Mafia: https://ge.hopp.to/JoinSkepticMafia Available Deals -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get 15% off Ridge Wallets: http://godlessengineering.com/ridgedeal -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Merch -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Download CHRESTUS: https://ge.hopp.to/CHRESTUS Get your "Citation Fucking Needed" Shirt: https://ge.hopp.to/citationfuckingneeded "got evidence?" shirt: https://ge.hopp.to/GotEvidenceShirt "btw, evolution is a fact" shirt: https://ge.hopp.to/BTWEvolutionIsAFact ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Discord Server: https://ge.hopp.to/JoinGEDiscord


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