Jesus Says To Sin All You Can Otherwise.... || GE & KC's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 250

Today Jesus is gonna have to do some more miracle stuff because people are just not catching on fast enough. First, a centurion has a kid that ate too many toxic berries or something and begs Jesus to heal him. The Centurian admits that he's total crap and hearing this Jesus grants him his wish. Then Jesus decides to copy-paste a miracle from Elisha or Elijah... probably both of them. He sees a woman crying as her son is being carried out to be buried. Jesus really can't stand to hear her incessant whining so he decides to resurrect her dumbass son. But, all she had to do was cry while the Centurian had to admit he was totally shit in order to get his wish granted. The lesson is either to be annoying as crap or totally break your self-esteem down to nothing and that gets you free wishes from Jesus. Then John the baptist questions Jesus' motives and Jesus tells him to not worry about stuff because he ain't got much time left. John was surprised by this because he thought he was just in jail for being drunk and disorderly. Apparently now he's not making it out. Jesus goes on to praise John and really talks him up to people. Probably because Jesus knows John is about to die. Jesus also calls all the Jews children in a supermarket that don't get their way. Pretty insulting but they take the emotional battery because it's Jesus. Then Jesus found that not only were the poor dip stains that he convinced to follow in his entourage, but he also has women following him now too. Then Jesus finds himself at dinner being harassed by Rabbis who were pooing on him for entertaining such sinful folk. Then Jesus says "If you don't sin, then I'm going to die for nothing so sin as much as you can" which seemed off to everyone but they accepted it b/c Jesus. Jesus says that all sin can be forgiven but poo talking to his dad or the holy spirit is not tolerated and will not be forgiven. He also told some dudes who wanted proof he was the son of God to eff off because no signs will be given except being swallowed by a sperm whale for 3 days...that's the only thing you'll get. Jesus then says that everyone is a brother and sister if they believe in him truly expanding his family out to just everyone. Jesus talks about inner righteousness and how nobody is as good as he is. Daily Bible Podcast: https://ge.hopp.to/DailyBiblePodcast #atheism #christianity #atheist Subscribe to this channel: https://ge.hopp.to/SubToGe Join the Skeptic Mafia: https://ge.hopp.to/JoinSkepticMafia Available Deals -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get 15% off Ridge Wallets: http://godlessengineering.com/ridgedeal -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Merch -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Download CHRESTUS: https://ge.hopp.to/CHRESTUS Get your "Citation Fucking Needed" Shirt: https://ge.hopp.to/citationfuckingneeded "got evidence?" shirt: https://ge.hopp.to/GotEvidenceShirt "btw, evolution is a fact" shirt: https://ge.hopp.to/BTWEvolutionIsAFact ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Discord Server: http://bit.ly/JoinGodlessDiscord


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