Kid Jesus Disappears & Parents Get Amnesia || GE & KC's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 244

Today we are going to continue the birth story with Matthew's version but we are going to paint it like it's one continuous story. The Magi come to town and snitch on God's son to Herod who then demands all the children under 2 years old to be killed. God warns Mary and Joseph to get the hell up outta there because the Magi done ratted them out. They flee to Egypt. Herod eventually dies of a heart attack while eating a 50 oz steak trying to get his statue put up in a restaurant. His son Arches takes over. God tells Joseph and company to go back to Bethlehem but when they heard the son of the guy that wanted them dead was around they took a left at Judea and settled in Nazareth. One day they went to Jerusalem for some made-up reason and ended up losing the son of God somehow. He was gone for three days until they found him in the temple where he said "Didn't ya'll hear me say I'm going to stay with my REAL DAD for the weekend...damn y'all dumb as dung." To which mary and Joseph immediately developed selective amnesia and said they didn't know what he was talking about. They told him to get his shit and come on and if he pulls this shit again, Joseph is going to send him to his real daddy in spirit if you get what I mean. Daily Bible Podcast: http://www.thedailybiblepodcast.com Subscribe to this channel: http://SubToGE.com Join the Skeptic Mafia: http://JoinSkepticMafia.com Available Deals -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get 15% off Ridge Wallets: http://godlessengineering.com/ridgedeal -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Merch -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Download CHRESTUS: https://chrest.us Get your "Citation Fucking Needed" Shirt: http://citationfuckingneeded.com "got evidence?" shirt: http://gotevidenceshirt.com "btw, evolution is a fact" shirt: http://btwevolutionisafact.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Discord Server: http://bit.ly/JoinGodlessDiscord


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