John The Baptist and Jesus Are Born || GE & KC's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 243

HALLELUJAH John the Baptist and Jesus are born! We have to take John the Baptist's birth narrative from Luke and mesh it with some things from Matthew. Instead of presenting them honestly, the Daily Bible authors are going to BS us on how these stories work together. We all know Mark was written first and even before that we have Paul writing. neither of which discuss the birth of Jesus. Mostly we'll be looking at Luke's version of Jesus' conception and birth while cherry-picking from Matthew's Gospel to get Joseph's perspective on God knocking up his wife and effectively turning him into a cuckold. Not trying to kink shame or anything but that's what happened. God doesn't allow Mary the choice of bearing himself as her child, she's just voluntold to do it. Literally, no consent was involved here. Luke invents some BS census that never happened as a reason why Jesus was born in Bethlehem instead of Nazareth. The authors are going to try and date these events but they'll fuck that up like they do everything else. We close out with a witch who drops to her knees praising Jesus' baby form. Daily Bible Podcast: http://www.thedailybiblepodcast.com Subscribe to this channel: http://SubToGE.com Join the Skeptic Mafia: http://JoinSkepticMafia.com Available Deals -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get 20% Off Ekster Wallets: https://shop.ekster.com/godlessengineer Get 15% off Ridge Wallets: http://godlessengineering.com/ridgedeal -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Merch -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Download CHRESTUS: https://chrest.us Get your "Citation Fucking Needed" Shirt: http://citationfuckingneeded.com "got evidence?" shirt: http://gotevidenceshirt.com "btw, evolution is a fact" shirt: http://btwevolutionisafact.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Discord Server: http://bit.ly/JoinGodlessDiscord


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