Elisha Brings SmartWater To Jor-El || GE & KC's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 122, 23

Teacher or professor: Godless Engineer
Subject: Science, Politics
Content of the Lesson: Today in the Daily Bible, Elisha is going to bring Jor-El and J-Ho some SmartWater so they can defeat the Moab. J-hor starts off co-ruling with J-ho. J-hor cleans house by offing all his bros and the famous k-pop boy band the Princes of Israel. Jor-El asks J-ho to fight the Moab with him and J-ho pinky swears that he will. On the way to the fight, Jor-El and J-ho run out of water and asks god to give them some. God sends Elisha with some SmartWater but Elisha doesn't just give it over. He makes them dance and sing in order to get the water. Then God slaps Elisha's butt so hard Elisha gets a vision and gives over the SmartWater. The intelligence buff from the water allowed Jor-El/J-ho to defeat Moab. Finally, J-ho dies suddenly and unrelated to the fighting. Elijah sends a ghosty gram to J-hor and tells him how God is going to mess him up. Foreigners then jump the walls of Judah and steal all their stuff. Subscribe to this channel: http://SubToGE.com Join the Skeptic Mafia: http://JoinSkepticMafia.com Discord Server: http://bit.ly/JoinGodlessDiscord Intro by "Gonna Go For it": https://goo.gl/1Ay1Q3


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