Jesus Tea Bags Sense Into Elijah || GE & KC's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 118

Teacher or professor: Godless Engineer
Subject: Science, Politics
Content of the Lesson: So today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Jesus personally visits a guy named Elijah to tea bag some sense into him. Elijah gets selected by God to be His prophet. So naturally, the first thing that Elijah does is threaten the local government. After successfully becoming the kid everyone hated he chilled by a stream because God told him to. Then Jesus walked by and told him to see this woman in Sidon. He went to her and did a couple miracles while Jesus took notes from the shadows show he could plagiarize Elijah later. After that Jesus told him to go back to the local government and convince them to dispose of people from different faiths. Elijah did but that made some people mad so he fled to the desert. Jesus was like "OH man that was a good I idea, I gotta do that too." Then Elijah goes to a cave and lives like a savage until god walks by and releases a massive wind and whispers in his ear. Subscribe to this channel: http://SubToGE.com Join the Skeptic Mafia: http://JoinSkepticMafia.com Download CHRESTUS: https://chrest.us Discord Server: http://bit.ly/JoinGodlessDiscord Intro by "Gonna Go For it": https://goo.gl/1Ay1Q3


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