Elijah Becomes A Firebender || GE & KC's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 120

Teacher or professor: Godless Engineer
Subject: Science, Politics
Content of the Lesson: A lot of things happen today in the Daily Bible, A surprised Fonzi sends 102 men to escort Elijah back to his palace and Elijah becomes a Firebender to attack them. Before all that though, Ahab kicked the bucket during a battle which he was told he would die in but he ignored. A surprised Fonzi, his son, took over the kingdom. That was Israel but meanwhile in Judah J-Hoe was bringing back law and order to Judah. Apparently, it had just been pure anarchy without the Judges, actual judges, not the ones ordained by God that we have in the book of Judges. J-Hoe is about to get messed up by some people that decided they wanna make J-Hoe pay. J-Hoe then begs Yahweh for help. Yahweh is like "Yah... way to submit yourselves yo." God uses his pokemon power of confusion and causes the armies of randos to defeat themselves. Judah then plunders all the unused booty of the dead armies. Meanwhile in Israel, after some bad business decisions, the surprised Fonzi ruler fell into some biohazard waste and got sick. Elijah said he wouldn't recover because he made God mad. Surprised Fonzi sent 102 men to get Elijah which were promptly dispatched by the Firebending Elijah, his second evolved form. Join the Skeptic Mafia: http://JoinSkepticMafia.com Jesse Lee Peterson Article: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/10/18/jesse-lee-peterson-god-killed-elijah-cummings-for-messing-with-donald-trump/ Subscribe to this channel: http://SubToGE.com Discord Server: http://bit.ly/JoinGodlessDiscord Intro by "Gonna Go For it": https://goo.gl/1Ay1Q3


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