King Solomon Is Actually Donald Trump || GE & KC's Daily Bible Podcast, Day 111


Teacher or professor: Godless Engineer
Subject: Science, Politics
Content of the Lesson: Today we have a lot of stuff going on but basically, King Solomon is like an Old Testament Donald Trump in this one. Solomon is building the temple in this one and he has to call on one of his dad's "special buddies" to give him some good wood. The Goodyear Tire guy from the next city over happily agrees to provide Solomon with some "good wood" and some skilled workers. Solomon then enslaves some aliens to build his temple which is painted in gold. Solomon builds two giant Cherubs for some reason which are also gold. The entire inside of the Temple is Gold and bedazzled like nobody's business. Solomon then builds a giant bath that is for men only and he files a copyright claim on sacrifices. Subscribe to this channel: http://SubToGE.com Join the Skeptic Mafia: http://JoinSkepticMafia.com Discord Server: http://bit.ly/JoinGodlessDiscord Intro by "Gonna Go For it": https://goo.gl/1Ay1Q3


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