Those Dumb 36 "Questions for Atheists"

Christians love those lists of what they call "questions for atheists" - strings of passive-aggressive rhetorical questions that were probably never meant for atheists to answer and that serve primarily as vehicles for reiterating tired misconceptions of atheism.  Because they're total nonsense, atheists usually ignore them.  But today The Prophet of Zod thought he would run through the recently popular "36 Questions for Atheists," not as much to answer them as to chastise them.